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আনসাইক্লোপিডিয়া নামক একখানা সাইট, যাহার মূল কাজ বিশ্বের সকল আজগুবি এবং ভ্রান্ত তথ্যসমূহকে একত্রিক করা, সেইখানে বাংলাদেশ সম্পর্কিত প্রবন্ধে নিম্নলিখিত তথ্যসমূহ পাইলাম। যদিও অধিকাংশই বিরক্তিকর, তবুও এর মধ্যেই কিছু আছে মজার এবং কিছু আছে দুঃখজনক সত্য তথ্য।


বিস্তারিত দেখতে পারেন এখান থেকে - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bangladesh


নির্বাচিত কিছু অংশ তুলে দিলাম এখানে :


Capital - Shonar Bangla
Government - Corrupt
Major exports - Immigrants (legal and illegal)


Bangladesh (Bengali: বাংলাদেশ) is a country with a lot of people and a lot of problems .....
This is quite surprising given that large chunks of this population are regularly eliminated by the country's most successful home-grown product: natural disasters.


Independence

Since the 1971 independence, wait a minute... what independence? Even if the Bangladeshis finally had independence from India and Pakistan, they still never gained independence from themselves. There have been many military coups (especially from Hossain Mohammad Ershad), and whenever there isn't one you have an extremely corrupt parliamentary dictatorship that makes life a living hell from everybody. In the present day, Bangladesh has a two-party rule where nothing ever gets done and everyone has every problem imaginable ...


Dallywood

Unlike its neighbour, India, Bangladesh sadly does not have a hugely successful film industry. Then some bright spark came up with the idea of dubbing Bangladesh's woeful cinematic efforts 'Dallywood'. Hollywood - Bombay - Bollywood, Dhaka - Dallywood. Get it? See what he did there? Linguistic genius ...


Politics

According to Guinness World Records 2006 (no joke), Bangladesh is the most corrupt country in the world. Since its independence it has been run by the Sheikh Mujib family and the Zia family, and these two evil families will probably rule the country for another hundred years (like the Bushes and Clintons in the U.S.).


Bangladeshi names

Muslim Bangladeshis have a passion for names ending in 'ul', 'ur', 'un' or 'uz' i.e. Abdul, Enamul, Habibul, Ashraful, Aminul, Sirajul, Saiful, Badrul, Shariful, Raqibul, Mujibur, Shahidur, Zillur, Moinur, Qamrun, Shamsuz (O.K., you get the picture). 99 per cent of Bangladeshis have to share only eleven surnames. These are Islam, Rahman, Hossain, Alam, Uddin, Chowdhury, Ahmed, Ali, Miah, Begum & Haque ...

It's even worse with married couples. When people first get married, they don't call their spouse anything at all. When people ask, they say "my husband" or "my wife" or something along those lines. To each other, they have a normal conversation but avoid using the name like saying it will cause their spouse horrible pain. After a kid gets born, people refer to their spouse as "So-and-so's Mom or Dad," usually in terms of the oldest child. So for example, if the oldest son's public nickname is Babu, the father will say, "Babur Amma! Bhaat ranna koro!" (Babu's Mom! Cook some rice!)  ...


Exports

Bangladesh's main exports are:
1. Illegal Immigrants to neighbouring India and nearby Malaysia, and distant Greece, Italy, UK, and Saudi Arabia.
2. Pictures and postcards of the Royal Bengal Tiger. These images are exported mainly to the UN, UNESCO and UNICEF with pictures of hungry boys and girls standing among the tigers ...


Trivia

The most popular Bangladeshi swear-word is "Brother-in-law" or শালা ( pronounced Shala ) No one can properly explain why this is supposed to be so insulting.

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Since its independence it has been run by the Sheikh Mujib family and the Zia family, and these two evil families will probably rule the country for another hundred years (like the Bushes and Clintons in the U.S.).

99 per cent of Bangladeshis have to share only eleven surnames. These are Islam, Rahman, Hossain, Alam, Uddin, Chowdhury, Ahmed, Ali, Miah, Begum & Haque ...

The most popular Bangladeshi swear-word is "Brother-in-law" or শালা ( pronounced Shala ) No one can properly explain why this is supposed to be so insulting.

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" 'কত বড়ো আমি' কহে নকল হীরাটি। তাই তো সন্দেহ করি নহ ঠিক খাঁটি॥ " - রবীন্দ্রনাথ ঠাকুর

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শালা কথাটা ইনসাল্টিং কেন এদের কেউ বুঝিয়ে দিন !  lol2

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উন্মাতাল_তারুণ্য লিখেছেন:

কয়েকটা লাইন জোকের মত শোনালেও খুবই সত্য যেমন:

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